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Real and Chance: The Legend Hunters is an American reality television. The show premiered on VH1 on September 19, 2010, and consists of ten 60-minute episodes that aired through November 24, 2010.
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Bishop Frédéric Rubwejanga O.C.S.O.,, is a Rwandan Roman Catholic prelate who was the Bishop of the Roman Catholic Diocese of Kibungo, Rwanda from 1992 until 2007. He was appointed bishop by Pope John Paul II on 30 March 1992. He was consecrated and installed there on 5 July 1992. He retired as bishop on 28 August 2007. He lives on as Bishop Emeritus of Kibungo, Rwanda. While in retirement, he became a member of the Order of Cistercians of the Strict Observance (OCSO).
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