{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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