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{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
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